Lets see how deep the rabbit hole goes ...

So at this point we have established that Luke is gullible. And much to my dismay all these staged conversations I have no had the foresight to record them with my phone, even though in this particular one you wouldn’t be able to hear it anyway. We are out at a bar… again, surprised, well you shouldn’t be. So our friends performing at this bar so again we have a group of people listening to some music, having a couple cocktails when luke says, “guys I have to wake up early so I got to go.” I now realize this is a perfect opportunity to envoke my plan, which I have carefully planned almost every possible response and answer. I say “Oh good so you can wake me up at 4AM again” to which he replies “what?” I just think to myself, perfect this is going to work.

Me:  “why the fuck did you knock on my door at 4am last night”

Luke: “what do you mean?”

Me: “at like 4am you knocked on my door, woke me up and I told you to go fuck yourself im trying to sleep then you walked back into your room”

Luke:  “what the fuck are you serious?

Me: “yes, it was annoying as hell”

Luke:  “that wasn’t me”

Me: “yes it was, I hear you walk back into your room and close your door”

Luke:  “dude, im serious that wasn’t me”

Me: “it was I think you sleep walk or some shit”

Luke:  “I don’t sleepwalk, I never had before”

Me: “well usually you don’t know if you sleepwalk because your, ya know ASLEEP”

Luke: “it wasn’t me”

Me: “whatever”

Luke:  “so wait how loud was the knocking”

Me: “not like banging but loud enough to wake me up I guess, then I told you to go away and you went back in your room I heard the whole thing our walls aren’t exactly soundproof”

Luke:  “wtf man its the ghost im telling you”

-          Someone else joins the convo, “was there anyone else in the house?”

Luke:  “no and evan locks the door” (god im so smart for starting to do that prior to starting the prank)

Luke: “im legit creeped out now man, the ghost lives in my room or something”

Me: “the house isn’t haunted”

Luke: “idk man shit has been weird recently”

It goes on for a little while longer but nothing notable is said. He believed every single word and left the bar while me and the accomplice just wait for him to leave and then realize how perfect of an opportunity that was. The haunting continues.

Slow and Steady

Nothing major has happened except I took ALL of the framed pictures out of his room and put them in the trunk of my car for one week, or until I see fit.

Also, we have planted another seed. As you know all things have to be traceable and unexplainable so I thought this one was good. The accomplice had driven to our house at around 5pm, knowing Luke would not be home until at least 5:30. Now, Luke has a bunch of candles in his room (he likes to set the mood I guess) and we are using this to our advantage. Lighting the candles is out of the question, too obvious and just has the feel of a prank. However, as I have mentioned before ghost and unexplained smells work in tandem according to the vast knowledge of dem internetz. Now I know you on the edge of your seat just wondering what we did … well ill tell you … next week.

Kidding, the accomplice went into his room and lit all the candles (“hey but you just said that was too obvious!”) AND THEN blew them out after about 5 minutes and left the house. Now Luke who gets home before me, comes back to a deadbolted door, goes upstairs to get changed and not only smells the candles but can see that there is melted wax. ON SNAPZ! Is probably what he said to himself. The accomplice then arrives ten to fifteen minutes later and Luke exclaims “I think I’m losing my mind.” Great success.

The Convo

Conversation – naturally I blocked out is screen name so you bastards cant message him about this.

9:30 AM me: dude did you slam you door last night cuz it def creeped me out  but i was too lazy to get up and investigate

9:31 AM xxxxx: no i didn’t dude i think the place is haunted

9:39 AM me: and why do u think that having some run ins with ghosts? i mean i did tell them to haunt you

9:57 AM xxxxx: because my curtains are always left open and when i wake up they are closed and then the door slamming and because sometimes i think i see shit

9:57 AM me: what kind of shit

9:59 AM xxxxx: like shadows and shit moving maybe im just fucked up in the head (HUGE POSSIBILITY)i dont know man but it keeps me up at night

10:00 AM me: its not haunted those shadows are from the tree outside

10:00 AM xxxxx: then i feel like room and things in it are moving im tellin u man freaks me out a few times

10:01 AM me: well in that case im glad they are in your room not mine

10:02 AMxxxxx: trooph

10:02 me: they know better then to mess with me i guess cuz ill send them back to hell where they belong that or i keep leaving milk and cookies in your room for them

10:04 AM xxxxx: you bastard

10:06 AM me: someones got to accommodate them

10:06 AM xxxxx: i thought we were best friends bro

10:07 AM me: we are, but someone has to handle the ghost situation

10:07 AM xxxxx: thats no handling it thats fucking me

10:08 AM xxxxx: bastard we are over

10:08 AM me: yea you will be done, when the ghosts get you

10:09 xxxxx: they cant cause harm to us

10:09 AM me: working on your assumption that they can manipulate the physical realm by moving things then yes, they could in fact harm you

10:11 AM me: better get some crosses and shit cuz im pickin up a weegie board on the way home

10:12 AM xxxxx: fuck you god loves me me and him go way back used to high five and shit

10:12 AM me: well i guess its a good thing ghosts are neglected by god and are in purgatory

10:13 AM xxxxxx: do you have an answer for everything

10:14 AM me: no, but a hefty majority of things

AND we're back

I haven’t updated this in a little while for three reasons:

1.       We have both been out of town a lot

2.       It’s a slow process (but its working)

3.       I’m really lazy

But anyway here are the recent developments. I have learned that he does not want to sound like a scared little girl, even though I know on the inside he is. So on Sunday, Oct 16^th (most notable for Tom Monaghan’s birthday –founder of dominos) we decide it was a good idea to go to our local watering hole, The East End. Now to set the stage the East End is a combination of a dive bar and sort of life outside of prison community, but it has cheap drinks and great stories. All that aside, we are hanging out, there is about 7 or 8 of us and a few of the girls start talking about ghosts. Immediately, Luke becomes part of this conversation. “Our house is haunted too, swear to god.” I laugh and call him an idiot, like I always do for some reason. I maintain my position on not believing the house is haunted and ask him why he in fact thinks the house is haunted. Answers? “I think I see shit moving”, “my pictures are always face down and moved”, and “my curtains and window are never how I left them”. All simple things but as I said, slow and steady is going to win this race. I give the explanation of maybe its vibrations from the construction they are doing next door and ghosts aren’t real. Then I had an overwhelming sensation to choke a bitch. One of the girls says “it’s probably Evan just messing with you,” now I know that she doesn’t know about the haunting but bringing up the possibility didn’t help the cause. Also, I knew that for appearance sake I need to play it cool, act casual, so I did. Conversation moved on and we are back on track. So although this is not an astonishing omg omg development, we are now aware that he is starting to think our house is haunted AND he said “the think the ghosts lives in his room”… game, blouses.

Out of town

He is florida until friday. The window of opportunity has just opened. Trying to record some video tonight/tomorrow to give you a visual of what the plans are.

R & D

No updates over the weekend. I was lazy and he was around too much so there wasn’t much time to do much else but research. Since he has not mentioned anything too me yet I feel like it is time to take the next step in the saga of make him think the house is haunted. Now, when I say research I went online and looked up all the signs associated with ghosts. There was a long list but only a handful of them I can recreate, unless I somehow find a way to make objects float through the air. So unless a truck load of radioactive material gets in an accident while I’m walking home from school and I just so happen to get covered in it, giving me the ability to morph into a silver metallic puddle and telekinesis, I think that is out(*).  That leaves me with the following:

Unexplained Smells

Object Disappearance/Reappearance

Warm and Cold Temperatures

Strange Noises (moaning, scratching, etc)

Also, I think I found a way to close doors in my house from the outside without there being any physical evidence. I have created the high-tech device after hours of welding and complex computer programming but I have still yet to test it out. This will be clutch because we can both be downstairs and the third party can be outside, slamin doors and bangin whores. More so the doors, but you get the point.

*Story line of “The Secret World of Alex Mac “

Baby Steps ...

So the first stage of this prank is extremely boring... but I think im starting to get to him. I decided to go with the very exciting picture sabotage again. Now I know what you guys are thinking "OMG your crazy!" and you know what? I am. Anyway, as I was saying, this was a tough call because I just did this the day before as well and I dont want to it seem too fake. However, the only reason I had to do this again is because he moved the picture from his dresser to a weird nightstand/shelf (idk what it is but it looks like something I made in 1st grade with gumdrops and toothpicks). So now he hopefully he will see it again, realize that he just fixed it this morning, and make the assumption that the location of the picture is not causing it to fall.      

 I think about a week or so more of these little changes before I raise the ante. Not going to lie, but some of the things I have planned are amazing ... if i say so myself. And I do. So believe it.

On a side note, I think the hardest part of this whole thing is going to be not telling people what im doing when under the influence of alcohol. Already had to bite my tounge a few times.

Day 2

Day 2, Sept 30

We are in business; I now have a camera so I can start recording the events. Keep in mind they are going to be spaced apart in the beginning and nothing major. I want him to first notice the events reoccurring individually, then start to make the correlation in his head. Remember, he needs to think the house is haunted and as of now there has been no supporting evidence that it is. He needs to think to himself "that’s weird" at first so I have a solid foundation to build on. He probably won’t mention any of these events to me for a little while as they are minor.

Unofficially, for a week I have been moving this around in his room when he leaves for work. I have been doing two things. First, there are a few framed pictures on his dresser of him and his family/friends. I have been placing ONLY the picture of him and his brother face down, leaving the rest untouched. Second, I have been putting his blinds down in his room, which are almost always up.

The occurrences are separate as of now and spread apart, there cannot be any discernable pattern or it will be too obvious.

Most Ellaborate Prank I Have Ever Attempted

Prank: Convince my roommate that our house is haunted (when its actually not).

Start Date: 9/22/10
End Date: TBA

In order for this prank to work at NO POINT can he suspect it is me. I will be documenting my journey fully and once I have all the correct recording equipment will the real games begin. I have requested the help of one other friend who I trust will not leak the secret. This is required because I need both events to occur while I am within sight of my roommate as well as have someone to mess with his things while we are both at work (I get back after him).

The prank will start small separative occurrences and slowly increase in severity.

The prank will be over when one of the following criteria is met:
1. He gets too freaked out to sleep in the house
2. He physically removes himself from the house out of fear
3. I get him to partake in a crazy made up ritual to remove the ghosts
4. We are discovered
5. Out of some weird coincidence during the prank I find out the house is actually haunted