Conversation – naturally I blocked out is screen name so you bastards cant message him about this.
9:30 AM me: dude did you slam you door last night cuz it def creeped me out but i was too lazy to get up and investigate
9:31 AM xxxxx: no i didn’t dude i think the place is haunted
9:39 AM me: and why do u think that having some run ins with ghosts? i mean i did tell them to haunt you
9:57 AM xxxxx: because my curtains are always left open and when i wake up they are closed and then the door slamming and because sometimes i think i see shit
9:57 AM me: what kind of shit
9:59 AM xxxxx: like shadows and shit moving maybe im just fucked up in the head (HUGE POSSIBILITY)i dont know man but it keeps me up at night
10:00 AM me: its not haunted those shadows are from the tree outside
10:00 AM xxxxx: then i feel like room and things in it are moving im tellin u man freaks me out a few times
10:01 AM me: well in that case im glad they are in your room not mine
10:02 AMxxxxx: trooph
10:02 me: they know better then to mess with me i guess cuz ill send them back to hell where they belong that or i keep leaving milk and cookies in your room for them
10:04 AM xxxxx: you bastard
10:06 AM me: someones got to accommodate them
10:06 AM xxxxx: i thought we were best friends bro
10:07 AM me: we are, but someone has to handle the ghost situation
10:07 AM xxxxx: thats no handling it thats fucking me
10:08 AM xxxxx: bastard we are over
10:08 AM me: yea you will be done, when the ghosts get you
10:09 xxxxx: they cant cause harm to us
10:09 AM me: working on your assumption that they can manipulate the physical realm by moving things then yes, they could in fact harm you
10:11 AM me: better get some crosses and shit cuz im pickin up a weegie board on the way home
10:12 AM xxxxx: fuck you god loves me me and him go way back used to high five and shit
10:12 AM me: well i guess its a good thing ghosts are neglected by god and are in purgatory
10:13 AM xxxxxx: do you have an answer for everything
10:14 AM me: no, but a hefty majority of things
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