Friday, October 29, 2010

Lets see how deep the rabbit hole goes ...

So at this point we have established that Luke is gullible. And much to my dismay all these staged conversations I have no had the foresight to record them with my phone, even though in this particular one you wouldn’t be able to hear it anyway. We are out at a bar… again, surprised, well you shouldn’t be. So our friends performing at this bar so again we have a group of people listening to some music, having a couple cocktails when luke says, “guys I have to wake up early so I got to go.” I now realize this is a perfect opportunity to envoke my plan, which I have carefully planned almost every possible response and answer. I say “Oh good so you can wake me up at 4AM again” to which he replies “what?” I just think to myself, perfect this is going to work.
Me:  “why the fuck did you knock on my door at 4am last night”
Luke: “what do you mean?”
Me: “at like 4am you knocked on my door, woke me up and I told you to go fuck yourself im trying to sleep then you walked back into your room”
Luke:  “what the fuck are you serious?
Me: “yes, it was annoying as hell”
Luke:  “that wasn’t me”
Me: “yes it was, I hear you walk back into your room and close your door”
Luke:  “dude, im serious that wasn’t me”
Me: “it was I think you sleep walk or some shit”
Luke:  “I don’t sleepwalk, I never had before”
Me: “well usually you don’t know if you sleepwalk because your, ya know ASLEEP”
Luke: “it wasn’t me”
Me: “whatever”
Luke:  “so wait how loud was the knocking”
Me: “not like banging but loud enough to wake me up I guess, then I told you to go away and you went back in your room I heard the whole thing our walls aren’t exactly soundproof”
Luke:  “wtf man its the ghost im telling you”
-          Someone else joins the convo, “was there anyone else in the house?”
Luke:  “no and evan locks the door” (god im so smart for starting to do that prior to starting the prank)
Luke: “im legit creeped out now man, the ghost lives in my room or something”
Me: “the house isn’t haunted”
Luke: “idk man shit has been weird recently”

It goes on for a little while longer but nothing notable is said. He believed every single word and left the bar while me and the accomplice just wait for him to leave and then realize how perfect of an opportunity that was. The haunting continues.

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